SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Woman With A Gun"<br /> <br />While a Texan was busily preparing for the<br />first day of deer hunting season, his wife<br />started nagging that he never asked her to<br />go along. After several hours of arguments,<br />the wife won.<br /> <br />That next morning they drove out to the country,<br />and he placed his wife in a tree about 100<br />yards from his blind. Just as the hunter reached<br />the blind, he heard a loud bang coming from<br />the wife's position.<br /> <br />As he ran up to her, he saw that she was holding<br />her gun on a man nearby and shouting, "It's my<br />deer! Get away from it!!"<br /> <br />The sheepish-looking stranger just nodded<br />slowly and said, "OK, lady.. It's your deer. <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Just let me get my saddle off of it!"<br />__________________________________________<br /><br />"Passing Time"<br /> <br />A young man from the city went to visit his<br />farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle<br />showed him the usual things - chickens,<br />cows, crops, etc. After three days, however,<br />it was obvious that the nephew was getting<br />bored, and the uncle was running out of things<br />to amuse him with.<br /> <br />Finally, the uncle had an idea.<br /> <br />"Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and<br />go shooting?"<br /> <br />This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and<br />with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail.<br /> <br />After a few hours, the nephew returned.<br /> <br />"How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle.<br /> <br />"It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. <br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"Got any more dogs?"<br /> 
