Kenneth Brown
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Lubedude pulls over at the gas station, gets out of his car, opens the hood,<br />and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking,<br />he takes the dipstick in his hand and, raising it chest high, walks up<br />to the attendant. "Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?" "May<br />I ask why you need a longer one sir?" "Because this one isn't long<br />enough to reach the oil!"