In honor of my trip to the taxidermist this afternoon to pick up a couple "stuffed animals" for my "wildlife preserve" in my den, here is my favorite taxidermist joke...<br /><br />A Kentucky fan walks into a bar in Louisville and orders a Grape-Nehi. The whole bar goes quiet and stares at the Kentucky fan.<br /><br />Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You aint from around here... where you from, boy?"<br /><br />The guy says, "Im from Pennsylvania."<br /><br />The bartender asks, "What do you do up in PA?"<br />The guy responds, "Im a taxidermist."<br /><br />The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what the hell is a taxidermist?"<br /><br />The guy says "I mount dead animals."<br /><br />The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "Its OK boys, hes one of us.