Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses For Stealing Direct TV

[LadyFish]

10. For some reason, cable guy is afraid to come to the house<br /><br />9. Spends a lot of time watching television now that it's too hot to go out and kill people<br /><br />8. Wanted to see where he ranked on Court TV's 100 Creepiest Acquitted Murderers<br /><br />7. Figured "real killers" might show up on one of them great premium movie channels<br /><br />6. It was a rare lapse in judgement<br /><br />5. Believe it or not, he's had a bit of trouble landing a job<br /><br />4. "Hey, any publicity is good publicity, am I right?"<br /><br />3. Cable's been out since he stabbed his television<br /><br />2. Since when is stealing against the law?!<br /><br />1. It's not like he killed anyone

 

[kenimpzoom]

Re: Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses For Stealing Direct TV

I saw those last night, freakin great!!!<br /><br />Ken

 

[Holdimhook]

Re: Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses For Stealing Direct TV

11. So arrest me! Just so I get a jury trial in California.

 

[NYMINUTE]

Re: Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses For Stealing Direct TV

He can't go to trial, he has to find Nicole's killer.

 

[Holdimhook]

Re: Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses For Stealing Direct TV

So far, he hasn't found her killer on any golf course, anywhere, but he's still searching diligently.

 

[POINTER94]

Re: Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses For Stealing Direct TV

Hey OJ, cable is a RIGHT in prison. Do the right thing.

 

[snapperbait]

Re: Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses For Stealing Direct TV

If the dish don't fit, you must acquit..<br />

<br />Somebody get a rope!......

 

[crab bait]

Re: Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses For Stealing Direct TV

it was just a 'trail' run.. thought he'd take a stab at it..<br /><br />it was only for one nite.. heard marica clark was featured on direct-tv's spice channel.. wasn't worth the 'hook-up' fee..<br /><br />F.lee baily said i could..

 

[Stratosfied]

Re: Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses For Stealing Direct TV

Ya'll ain't right... And I love it!!!