TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

knobby

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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. <br /><br />#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD. <br /><br />#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. <br /><br />#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP. <br /><br />#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. <br /><br />#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE. <br /><br />#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. <br /><br />#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?" <br /><br />#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT. <br /><br />and, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman<br /><br />#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!!!
 

hayhauler

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

Prefer a handgun to a woman? <br /><br />Thank goodness I can have both. <br /><br />My wife isn't even jealous of the handguns as long as I let her shoot them once in a while. I just always have to remember that she will never be asking the famous question, "How do I reload this ____ thing?"
 

gaugeguy

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

But a handgun isn't "chambered" for my "ammunition" :(
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

Originally posted by gaugeguy:<br /> But a handgun isn't "chambered" for my "ammunition" :(
oh, I could add to this, but I will refrain from it. :D
 

samagee

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

ROFLMAO.<br /><br />I guess you guys can't get guns that will hold gerbil sized loads? :D
 

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

Oh no! Here we go! Why did this thread have to go that way so fast? ;) <br /> All I can say is my man gets to have me and his guns. And I get to have him and my guns. Its a wonderful world! :D <br /><br />
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.<br />
I want to try it out a few times too!<br />Bassy
 

NOSLEEP

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

A good handgun makes its own friends.
 

samagee

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

I have been hanging out on some hardcore debate forums. Sorry, but they aren't moderated and I was feeling rather saucy after cussing out a communist bastage.
 

Butch Ammon

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

ROFLMAO!!!!!! You guys crack me up! :D <br /><br />Butch A.
 

gaugeguy

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

Sorry Bassy, I couldn't resist :D I tried, but my willpower level is really low ;) <br /><br />BTW, thanks SBN :D I think you are sending me subliminal(sp) messages...for some reason ".22 short" is in my head now :D
 

PatPatterson

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

Prefer a hand gun over a woman?????<br />Well, I guess that's all well and good, but I've always enjoyed shooting game with my long rifle, instead of playing with my hand gun. :D
 

KaGee

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

Originally posted by gaugeguy:<br /> But a handgun isn't "chambered" for my "ammunition" :(
OH BROTHER! :rolleyes: <br /><br />I think this thread is cooked well done.
 

moderator1

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

This has not gone over the edge yet but it is getting close. :)
 

Kenneth Brown

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

Them old fellers are just shooting blanks anyhow.
 

self taut

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

not over the edge yet huh?.... should i give it a nudge?
 
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