heycods
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><br />>>><br />>>>HILLBILLY VASECTOMY......<br />>>><br />>>>After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple <br />decided 11 <br />>>>was<br />>>>enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.<br />>>><br />>>>So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his <br />>>>cousin didn't<br />>>>want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a <br />>>>procedure<br />>>>called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was <br />expensive.<br />>>><br />>>>A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a <br />cherry <br />>>>bomb<br />>>>(fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put <br />it in <br />>>>an empty<br />>>>beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to10.<br />>>><br />>>>The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in <br />the <br />>>>world, but I<br />>>>don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is <br />>>>going to help<br />>>>me."<br />>>><br />>>>"Trust me, " said the doctor.<br />>>><br />>>>So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He <br />held <br />>>>the can<br />>>>up to his ear and began to count:<br />>>><br />>>>"1"<br />>>><br />>>>"2"<br />>>><br />>>>"3"<br />>>><br />>>>"4"<br />>>><br />>>>"5"<br />>>><br />>>>At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and <br />>>>resumed<br />>>>counting on his other hand.<br />>>><br />>>>This procedure also works in Mississippi, West Virginia, North <br />Carolina, <br />>>>Alabama,<br />>>>Tennessee, Arkansas and parts of Missouri & Florida.<br />>>>
