Time to re-post the funniest thing I ever read on iboats

alden135

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I wanted to send you a Christmas Card, but my attorney advised me to send the following:<br /><br />Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of some sort of holiday on or about the winter solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.<br /><br />If you choose, please spread the joy, or other emotion of your choice.<br /><br />This is A Politically Correct Christmas Card <br /><br /><br />This was posted by a member last year. I can't remember who but I love it.
 

Elmer Fudge

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Re: Time to re-post the funniest thing I ever read on iboats

"This is A Politically Correct Christmas Card"<br /><br />Heeheehe! Duh! you said christmas :D
 
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Re: Time to re-post the funniest thing I ever read on iboats

Well, in my short stay here I can think of few funnier, but I don't want to start and argument so I will stipulate is so. :eek: :eek: <br />Now about the....... :D
 

Pony

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Re: Time to re-post the funniest thing I ever read on iboats

Originally posted by Elmer Fudge:<br /> "This is A Politically Correct Christmas Card"<br /><br />Heeheehe! Duh! you said christmas :D
LMAO :D :D <br /><br /><br />Nice post alden....I missed it last year. Thanks for reposting
 

ezzyduzit

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Re: Time to re-post the funniest thing I ever read on iboats

So whats wrong with the card?
 
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