Thursday Thoughts

KaGee

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COWS <br />Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the <br />stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to <br />their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. <br /> <br /> ************************************ <br />CONSTITUTION <br />They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's <br />worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. <br /> ************************************ <br />TEN COMMANDMENTS <br />The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not <br />Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie", etc. in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment! And, it might confuse them.
 

dolluper

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Re: Thursday Thoughts

If they came from India the cow thing would work the rest would just chow down
 

pjc

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Re: Thursday Thoughts

LOL........the Ten Commandments seems very accurate!
 

NYMINUTE

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Re: Thursday Thoughts

Yes they can find the Cow, but still can't find Bin Laden. Guess the priorities changed. :mad:
 
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