Three old
mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing
home.
An old Grandpa
walked by, and one of the old Grandma's
yelled out
saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'
The old
man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old
fools.'
One of the old
Grandmas said, 'Sure we can!
Just drop your
pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact
age.'
Embarrassed just
a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't
do it, he
dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas
asked him to first turn around a couple of times
and to jump up
and down several times. Then they all piped up and
said, 'You're 87
years old!'
Standing with his pants down around his ankles,
the old gent asked,
'How in the
world did you guess?'
Slapping their
knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old
ladies happily
yelled in unison
'We were at your
birthday party yesterday!
mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing
home.
An old Grandpa
walked by, and one of the old Grandma's
yelled out
saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'
The old
man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old
fools.'
One of the old
Grandmas said, 'Sure we can!
Just drop your
pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact
age.'
Embarrassed just
a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't
do it, he
dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas
asked him to first turn around a couple of times
and to jump up
and down several times. Then they all piped up and
said, 'You're 87
years old!'
Standing with his pants down around his ankles,
the old gent asked,
'How in the
world did you guess?'
Slapping their
knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old
ladies happily
yelled in unison
'We were at your
birthday party yesterday!
