minuteman62-64
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The one where the IT guy is explaining to Dilbert that he put in a new CPU and made other hardware modifications to his computer. Dilbert asks, "Will my computer work now?" "No, but if it did, it would be faster."
Paraphrasing, with apologies to Scott Adams: iboats guy: "We've changed the software, upgraded security and modified the user interface." User: "Will the site work now?" "No, but if it did, it would be more secure."
Paraphrasing, with apologies to Scott Adams: iboats guy: "We've changed the software, upgraded security and modified the user interface." User: "Will the site work now?" "No, but if it did, it would be more secure."