stan_deezy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Oct 18, 2003
- Messages
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Things you don't ever want to hear:<br /><br />From a flight attendant: "Has anyone onboard ever successfully landed using Microsoft Flight Sim 98?"<br /><br />From a surgeon: "Good operation everyone. Now, has anyone seen my watch?"<br /><br />From a mechanic: "Remember we said there was no way it could your transmission?"<br /><br />From your hairdresser: "If you want it symetrical I could shave the other one?"<br /><br />From your dentist: "You know how normally I say "This won't hurt a bit?""<br /><br />From your wife: "It's okay honey, I forgive you and I'll stay"<br /><br />From your teenage son/daughter: "How much is a paint job for a car these days?"<br /><br />From your mother-in-law: "There's another five suitcases in the trunk"<br /><br />From your girlfriend: "You're like an older brother to me"<br /><br />From Tony Blair: "Let me reassure you......."<br /><br />From GWB: "There is no way that we are going to attack Iran" (especially if you're Iranian!)<br /><br />From your taxi-driver: "I know a short-cut"<br /><br />From your surgeon: "I know a short-cut"<br /><br />From your accountant: "I know a short-cut"<br /><br />From your mountain guide: "I know a short-cut"<br /><br />feel free to add more 
