Re: They are circling overhead!!
One time I threw a dead cat out in the field. Mom calls me over for lunch and asked me gee I wonder why our friends are hanging out..<br /><br />I'm like Haaa. To her.. Not thinking... She said hey take alook outside in the field. <br />Well there was 6 buzzards on our gate, ground and a stump. While one was pulling it out in the open to have a lovely feast..<br />Mom said, I just wish next time you would throw it out further that way it will be hidden..<br />Haaa... I threw it over 20 feet passed the mow line and partly under the berry bush..<br />So then she says, well get out there and put it further out in the field..<br />Nooooo... I draw the line right there.. I'm sorry, but if you ever hucked a dead kitty by the tail and the dam tail falls off, that is plenty for me...<br />Told mom to go for it..<br />Well.... Ya I gave in after getting cussed at...<br />So about 3 hours later I went out there to get rid of it and them buzzards picked it clean. They even peeled the fur back and neatly left it laying next to the bones..<br />Pretty cool looking... No blood, nothing left to pick up..<br /> Went back into house and said, OK I did it, it's all gone and boy I'm I full..<br />Mom turns and glares at me..Oh your just so funny..<br />Next time someone hits a cat in front of the cottage, I wish you would take it further out in the field...<br />Ya, I'll just do that mom.... How gross. Why is it me who always get the stinkin cruddy jobs...<br />I love her and maybe one of these days I'll make a great wife..<br />Well that was a hek of a joke.
