One day God appears before a man and grants him a wish. Anything in the world he would like and it would be done. The man says to God, I really would like to go to Hawaii, but I hate boats and airplanes. So, he asked God to created a bridge to Hawaii from California. God responded, "Do you realize the weather extremes such a bridge would endure and how long that would be? A bridge of that size would require all of the worlds concrete and steel for a year to build. No, that is impossible. You must choose something else for your wish." The man reluctantly agreed and began to think of a new wish. Finally after a very long silence the man then asked God, "I have never understood what it is women want. I could never read their feelings or make any woman truly happy. Therefore, I would like to understand all that makes up a woman and how a woman thinks." <br /><br />A long silence follwed the mans request. <br /><br />Finally God spoke, "Do you want that bridge 2 or 4 lanes?"
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