A gynecologist returned home from a day at the office and proclaimed to his wife, "I hate being a doctor. I never liked being a doctor. My grandfather was a doctor, and my father was a doctor, so I felt I was suppose to be one as well, but I hate it. I wish I had become a mechanic." His wife replied, "We are well off financially. You don't have to be a doctor, so go be a mechanic."
He promptly quit and enrolled in a mechanics training course at the local college and loved it. All went well and at the end of the course each student was given an assignment to completely assemble an engine, install it in a vehicle and have it running in order to pass.
Upon completion the grades were handed out by the instructor. "Bill", he said. "You get a grade of 79%. You did a good job, the motor ran. It was a little rough, but a good start. James, you get an 84%. A good job and it ran a little better than Bill's motor." He went through the entire class with similar comments, until he came to Doc."Doc, I'm giving you 110%." With that the class objected as to how someone could be given such a mark. "Well" he said, "Doc completely assembled the engine, installed and tuned it. It runs so smooth you can balance a nickel on edge on it. But the completely amazing feat is that he did it all........ through the exhaust pipe"
He promptly quit and enrolled in a mechanics training course at the local college and loved it. All went well and at the end of the course each student was given an assignment to completely assemble an engine, install it in a vehicle and have it running in order to pass.
Upon completion the grades were handed out by the instructor. "Bill", he said. "You get a grade of 79%. You did a good job, the motor ran. It was a little rough, but a good start. James, you get an 84%. A good job and it ran a little better than Bill's motor." He went through the entire class with similar comments, until he came to Doc."Doc, I'm giving you 110%." With that the class objected as to how someone could be given such a mark. "Well" he said, "Doc completely assembled the engine, installed and tuned it. It runs so smooth you can balance a nickel on edge on it. But the completely amazing feat is that he did it all........ through the exhaust pipe"
