Kenneth Brown
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A judge was interviewing my wife regarding her pending divorce, <br />and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" <br /><br />She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the <br />middle of the property with a stream running by." <br /><br />"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" <br /><br />"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. <br /><br />"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" <br /><br />"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my <br />husband's parents." <br /><br />He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" <br /><br />"No," she replied, "We have a large carport and have never <br />really needed one." <br /><br />"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your <br />marriage?" <br /><br />"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't <br />necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions <br />is 'yes'." <br /><br />"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" <br /><br />"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier <br />than I do." <br /><br />Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you <br />want a divorce?" <br /><br />"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted <br />a divorce. Kenneth does. He said he can't communicate with <br />me." <br /><br /><br /> Its just a joke, Nothing true, except for the communication part 
