The Shortest and Best Fairy Tale

Dave Abrahamson

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl<br />said, "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after with a 52" plasma<br />screen tv in every room of his fishing cabin, a 300 HP motor for his 21 ft.<br />sparkly painted bass boat, a SubZero refrigerator/freezer that would<br />hold two kegs, plus 250 TV dinners, an industrial size micro-wave that<br />could heat 4 frozen dinners at once for poker night, a $1000 set of endorsed<br />Ping golf clubs, a $10,000 golf cart w/beer cooler and braut warmer, a<br />Hummer especially built for hunting AND ice-fishing (it would float),<br />and.... 4 dogs who loved him more than pork chops.....<br /><br />THE END
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: The Shortest and Best Fairy Tale

:D :D You forgot the motor home!....JK
 

kenimpzoom

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Re: The Shortest and Best Fairy Tale

And the monthly vacations to areas where the girls are more "friendly". :D <br /><br />Ken
 
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