the REAL democratic agenda....

[woodrat]

You right wingers were right all along! Look what I found online: the democrats' REAL agenda!
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"Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control both houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress:


1. Mandatory homosexuality

2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act

4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State

6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein

7. English language banned from all Federal buildings

8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups

9. All taxes to be tripled

10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated

11. On-demand welfare

12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish

13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems

14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning

15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8

16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor

17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery

18. God to be mocked roundly

19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN

20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement

21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy

22. Texas returned to Mexico

23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day

24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore

25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"

http://www.rightwasright.us

 

[18rabbit]

Re: the REAL democratic agenda....

22. Texas returned to Mexico

It's not like real people would miss it. Oops! ... sorry JB. 8)

 

[Boomyal]

Re: the REAL democratic agenda....

Certainly seems headed in that direction Woodrat. Some items more and some less.

All except for these;

22. Texas returned to Mexico

Should read; Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California returned to Mexico.

25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"

It should read,"Land of the French and home of the pompous"

 

[oddjob]

Re: the REAL democratic agenda....

You right wingers were right all along! Look what I found online: the democrats' REAL agenda!
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"Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control both houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress:


1. Mandatory homosexuality...Thanks for finally admitting it.
2. Drug-filled condoms in schools...I didnt no about those plans, but I shouldnt be surprised.
3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act. The feminists already beat you to it.
4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses. I heard today that they are dumping the fence...

5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State...Now I understand why you libs are so disapointed I Bush for not finding him.
6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein. Well now....looks like the generals are advising against that AND cutting and running at the present.
7. English language banned from all Federal buildings.....Besa me a culo!
8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups..?..not going to ask....
9. All taxes to be tripled. we know about that one..

10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated...50% not good enough anymore eh?11. On-demand welfare. thats new?

12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish....whatever....

13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems. no you cant do that.....I might create employment....
14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning.....appeasing yet another KOOK supporter eh?
15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8....what did you and Fox give up on embryos..
16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor...What and waste stem cells?....oh yeah you like the little embryos.....how come?
17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery...you guys are obsessed with embro cells yet more advances are happening with adult cells. Why?.......ABORTION! RIGHT?//...lol I new it...
18. God to be mocked roundly...thats not news dummy. hey that rimes with Rummy!..8)
19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN. I think that has been proposed before....who was it. oh YEAH!....John F'n ( sorry we misinterpet him ) Kerry

20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement...you need to check with Nancy about that first..
21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy....you will need to take them away first,dear.
22. Texas returned to Mexico. Be still my heart Chico!

23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day....YEAH BUSH!

24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore. can you at least wait till he dead?
25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave" you could do better than that....

http://www.rightwasright.us

reply sent....o

 

[JB]

Re: the REAL democratic agenda....

Mexico did not cede Texas to the USA. Texas was an independent republic before joining the USA. Only option is to grant Texas back her independence.

Mexico did cede Arizona, New Mexico, California, etc. to the USA after the 1848 war. Let's give California back.

 

[mikeandronda]

Re: the REAL democratic agenda....

Im with ya on that JB

 

[18rabbit]

Re: the REAL democratic agenda....

Mexico did cede Arizona, New Mexico, California, etc. to the USA after the 1848 war. Let's give California back.

You don't have to give Calif back; the Mexicans already came and took it back. I'm not kidding...drove down one (of many) day-labor parts of town a couple mornings ago. There were literally hundreds of illegal aliens loitering around. And not a single port-a-potty anywhere to be seen.

 

[imported_Curmudgeon]

Re: the REAL democratic agenda....

looks like the generals are advising against that AND cutting and running at the present.


Funny deal, though. Before 11/7, the Donks trot out all these retired generals to denounce the war, most if not all of whom had never been on the ground there. After 11/7, the first general they trot out is the one who is in charge of prosecuting the war - and he says pulling out now is a sure cut and run loser. Opps, better quit talking to the guys who work there, they just don't have the big picture.