LadyFish
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A man is driving along a highway<br />and sees a rabbit jump out<br />across the middle of the road.<br />He swerves to avoid hitting it,<br />but unfortunately<br />the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.<br /><br />The driver,<br />a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,<br />pulls over and gets out to see<br />what has become of the rabbit.<br /><br />Much to his dismay,<br />the rabbit is dead.<br />The driver feels so awful<br />that he begins to cry.<br /><br />A beautiful blonde woman<br />driving down the highway<br />sees a man crying on the<br />side of the road<br />and pulls over.<br />She steps out of the car<br />and asks the man what's wrong.<br /><br />"I feel terrible,"<br />he explains,<br />"I accidentally hit this rabbit<br />and killed it."<br /><br />The blonde says,<br />"Don't worry."<br /><br />She runs to her car<br />and pulls out a spray can.<br />She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,<br />bends down,<br />and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.<br /><br />The rabbit jumps up,<br />waves its paw at the two of them<br />and hops off down the road.<br /><br />Ten feet away the rabbit stops,<br />turns around and waves again,<br />he hops down the road another 10 feet,<br />turns and waves, hops another ten feet,<br />turns and waves,<br />and repeats this again and again and again,<br />until he hops out of sight.<br /><br />The man is astonished.<br />He runs over to the woman and demands,<br />"What is in that can?<br />What did you spray on that rabbit?"<br /><br />The woman turns the can around<br />so that the man can read the label.<br />It says...<br /><br /><br />(Are you ready for this?)<br /><br /><br />(Are you sure?)<br /><br /><br />(This is bad!)<br /><br /><br />(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)<br /><br /><br />(You know you could just click off<br />and not read the punch line....)<br /><br /><br />(You can still delete it)<br /><br /><br />(You know you're gonna be sorry)<br /><br /><br />(Last chance)<br /><br /><br />(OK, here it is)<br /><br /><br />It says,<br /><br />"Hair Spray -<br />Restores life to dead hair,<br />adds permanent wave."<br /><br />
