The Perfect Woman ..

[Link]

DJ's bumper sticker post reminded of this.<br /><br />This is a true story and I'll tell it just as it happened. <br /><br />Another one that for some reason just ticked me off the first time I saw it. And every time afterwards and became very popular! <br /><br />You know the one. The little yellow one. In the rear windows, Baby On Board! Grrrrrrr Like anyone else cares! What a stupid thing to put on your car! Shows that the driver must have a IQ like 10<br /><br />Well one day a woman pulls up next to me at a stop light. New car and she is drop you in your tracks pretty. Beautiful, not a hair out of place. Prefect in every way. Great personality<br />a true Blonde and a IQ of at least 140+ A true GODDESS But nice and down to earth.<br /><br />Yes Ladies we men can tell that with just one look <br /><br />I was in 7th Heaven! Until the light turns green.<br />Her lane is going just a little faster and then I see it. Yes IT the little yellow sticker!<br />My Heart SANK! Dizzy Broad!<br />Maybe it was just a reflection of something yellow on the rear window so I looked again.<br />Yup it was there that little yellow sticker..<br />But it said <br />BRAT IN TRUNK Yeee-Haw!<br /><br />So for you single guys.. the perfect woman is really out there. Last seen in Lakewood WA

 

[Haut Medoc]

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The truk is warmin' up, but<br /><br /><br />I'm not in it! ...JK

 

[Link]

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hehe

 

[LadyFish]

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Funny, all I have to see is an Al Gore sticker and I know there's a jerk behind the wheel and for some odd reason they never removed it. <br /><br />DISCLAIMER: This post was not intended to insult or otherwise offend any members who voted for him. If you have this sticker on your vehicle, I will automatically assume it was your wife's fault.

 

[Link]

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LF<br />Sorta getting like that these days!

 

[demsvmejm]

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LF, I do NOT like baby bush, and I did vote for Gore(please don't hate me!), but I agree that there's and idiot behind that wheel, for exactly the reason you eluded to, they never removed the sticker from 5 years ago.<br /><br />This is part of the reason why I don't put bumper stickers on my vehicles.

 

[DJ]

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I am married to her. Blond yes, dizzy-no.

 

[Bob_VT]

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I just had this passed on to me today and it seems to fit!<br /><br />All about Sheldon Cohen.<br /><br />A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Sheldon." <br /><br />"Who?" <br /><br />"Sheldon Cohen. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my cab being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened like that for Sheldon every single time." <br /><br />"Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody", stated the passenger. <br /><br />"Not Sheldon," said the cabbie. "He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. Handsome and sophisticated, more than Cary Grant. He had a better body than Arnold in his prime. He was something!<br /><br />"Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy," the cabbie continued. "He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighbourhood blacks out." <br /><br />"Wow, incredible , no wonder you remember him!" said the passenger.<br /><br />"Well, I never actually met Sheldon," admitted the cabbie.<br /><br />"Then how do you know so much about him?" asked the passenger. <br /><br />"After he died, I married his wife."<br />

 

[cpj]

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I thought that the perfect woman was 3 feet tall, had a flat head and no teeth.(some of ya are laughin, some of ya are not)

 

[fire831]

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ROFLMAO at cpj

 

[magster65]

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Originally posted by Link:<br /> <br />Another one that for some reason just ticked me off the first time I saw it. And every time afterwards and became very popular! <br /><br />You know the one. The little yellow one. In the rear windows, Baby On Board! Grrrrrrr Like anyone else cares! What a stupid thing to put on your car! Shows that the driver must have a IQ like 10<br /><br />

That little yellow sign in my window is a warning (and the only warning) to anyone who thinks it's ok to drive like an idiot around me when my baby's in the truck. <br />I'm an over-protective single parent with zero patience for that. <br />I happen to like the sign.

 

[ZmOz]

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Originally posted by magster65:<br /> That little yellow sign in my window is a warning (and the only warning) to anyone who thinks it's ok to drive like an idiot around me when my baby's in the truck.

Do you really think even one person that's seen that has changed their driving because of it? If someone's "driving like an idiot", it's because they are an idiot, and no sign is going to change that...

 

[magster65]

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Originally posted by ZmOz:<br /> Do you really think even one person that's seen that has changed their driving because of it? If someone's "driving like an idiot", it's because they are an idiot, and no sign is going to change that...

At one time I probably would've agreed with you but seriously, since I put that sign up, nobody has tail-gated me. I think it works to a small degree.

 

[waterone1@aol.com]

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I think that sign is "right up there" along with "don't tailgate... show dogs onboard" or "showhorses"....if you want to see a real traffic jam.....watch the soccer mom's race towards a Mcdonalds.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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I think a perfect woman would look like a eben.

 

[Boomyal]

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Originally posted by LadyFish:<br /> Funny, all I have to see is an Al Gore sticker and I know there's a jerk behind the wheel and for some odd reason they never removed it.

It must mean once a jerk, always a jerk?

 

[pjc]

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I daily see the Kerry/Edwards political bumper stickers..........and I do draw an immediate conclusion. Usually some ring meat with grey hair like a Jerry Garcia wannabe behind the wheel.....on the way to their job as a Public School History Teacher.........<br /><br />..LOOSER.........

 

[steamboatwilly]

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It must mean once a jerk, always a jerk? Every time they tell on the news about a U.S.Soilder getting killed in iraq,I say:Must have been a geniussent him over there.

 

[dogsdad]

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I always thought the perfect woman was to be described thusly:<br /><br />I've met the perfect woman,<br />I could not ask for more.<br />She's deaf and dumb and oversexed,<br />And owns a liquor store.<br /><br />

 

[Boomyal]

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Originally posted by James Williams:<br /> It must mean once a jerk, always a jerk? Every time they tell on the news about a U.S.Soilder getting killed in iraq,I say:Must have been a geniussent him over there.

So let's clear the air here James. What are your parameters for putting American lives at risk? And pleeeeeeeeeeeeease don't bring up false pretenses and oil.