SpinnerBait_Nut
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St. Peter is, as usual, manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New Orleans show up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Easy at<br />heaven's door before, St Peter says that he will have to check with<br />God.<br /> <br />God instructs him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.<br />A few minutes later St. Peter returns to God breathless and says<br />"They're gone! They're gone!".<br /> <br />"What? All the New Orleanians are gone?" says God.<br />"No". replies St Peter; <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"The Pearly Gates are gone!" 
