TwoBallScrewBall
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Sep 14, 2003
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Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees. <br /><br />Well, back in 1944 in Africa, the old man starts, we went big-game hunting. Didnt have much luck at first, but on the third day I was resting by a tree when I heard a noise. Next thing I know the biggest lion Ive ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this
RO-A-A-R-R-R! Well, I just sh!t my pants. <br /><br />The young men are amazed. One of them says, I dont blame you. Id crap my pants too if a lion jumped at me like that! <br /><br />The old man shakes his head and says, No, no, not thenjust now when I yelled roar!
LOL
