bassboy1
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A nun, badly needing to go to the restroom, stepped into a local hooters. The place was hopping with music and conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights went off the place would erupt into a cheer. However when the revelers saw the nun the place went dead silent.
She walked up to the barteder and said,"may I please use the restroom?"
"Okay," said the bartender, "but let me warn you that there is a statue of a manwearing only a fig leaf."
"Well in that case I'll just look the other way." said the nun.
so the bartender showed the nun the back of the restaurant and she proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes she came back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a large round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said,"sir I dont understand, why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well now they know your one of us," said the bartender, "now would you like a drink?"
"But I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see every time that fig leaf on the statue gets lifted up the lights go out. Now how about that drink."8)8)
Each time the lights went off the place would erupt into a cheer. However when the revelers saw the nun the place went dead silent.
She walked up to the barteder and said,"may I please use the restroom?"
"Okay," said the bartender, "but let me warn you that there is a statue of a manwearing only a fig leaf."
"Well in that case I'll just look the other way." said the nun.
so the bartender showed the nun the back of the restaurant and she proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes she came back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a large round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said,"sir I dont understand, why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well now they know your one of us," said the bartender, "now would you like a drink?"
"But I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see every time that fig leaf on the statue gets lifted up the lights go out. Now how about that drink."8)8)
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