JoLin
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After his most recent disagreement with the MIL, a man walking along the beach comes across a bottle. As he rubs the sand off it, a Genie appears (go figure).
The Genie says, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but for each wish I grant you, your MIL will receive DOUBLE what you ask.
The man thinks for a moment and says, 'I'd like 10 million dollars.' The Genie immediately grants his wish, and reminds him, 'Your mother in law now has $20 million'. The man sighs and says,
'For my second wish, I'd like an 80-foot yacht with a full crew that I can sail around the world. The Genie again grants his wish, reminding him again that his MIL now has TWO yachts. The man grumbles to himself a bit, and the Genie says, 'You have one final wish. What will it be?'
The man thinks and thinks... finally he says, 'I hate to do this, but...
(wait for it... wait for it.... drum roll, please)
'I'd like to be beaten half to death.'
The Genie says, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but for each wish I grant you, your MIL will receive DOUBLE what you ask.
The man thinks for a moment and says, 'I'd like 10 million dollars.' The Genie immediately grants his wish, and reminds him, 'Your mother in law now has $20 million'. The man sighs and says,
'For my second wish, I'd like an 80-foot yacht with a full crew that I can sail around the world. The Genie again grants his wish, reminding him again that his MIL now has TWO yachts. The man grumbles to himself a bit, and the Genie says, 'You have one final wish. What will it be?'
The man thinks and thinks... finally he says, 'I hate to do this, but...
(wait for it... wait for it.... drum roll, please)
'I'd like to be beaten half to death.'
