The Little Paper Bag

[stan_deezy]

They don't get much worse than this - promise.........<br /><br /><br />A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took<br />himself off to the doctors.<br /><br />"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little<br />paper bag.<br /><br />"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but<br />I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."<br /><br />The little paper bag felt no better when he got<br />back for the results.<br /><br />"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.<br /><br />"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.<br /><br />"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!"<br />said the little paper bag.<br /><br />"Have you been having unprotected s3x?" asked the<br />doctor.<br /><br />"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a<br />little paper bag!"<br /><br />"Well have you been sharing needles with other<br />intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.<br /><br />"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a<br />little paper bag!"<br /><br />"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.<br /><br />"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little<br />paper bag!"<br /><br />"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual<br />relationship?"<br /><br />"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm<br />just a little paper bag!"<br /><br />"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor<br /><br /><br />See below .... .... .... .... ....<br /><br /><br />"Your mother must have been a carrier"

 

[heycods]

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Me thinks thier getting BAD.

 

[cpj]

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boooo, booooo, boooo

 

[RPJS]

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It's been a long winter.

 

[FSHKPR]

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OH BOY!!

 

[stan_deezy]

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I blame the painkillers and sleep deprevation: check out the time that was posted and then work out what time it was here <br /><br />My posts haven't just gone downhill recently, they've started doing their own version of the China Syndrome <br />At this rate my posts will end up in Australia <br /><br />Sorry guys, I'll try harder, promise.........

 

[technostingray]

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It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you have a good excuse.

 

[Limited-Time]

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Waste of a perfectly good post there Stan, that’s a punishable action. Henceforth you will be penalized 2 post for your transgression. Please relinquish two of you prior post to the attention of the “iboats post master” for re distribution.

 

[oddjob]

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Damn Stan, did you make that up? Stop it!..or I'll bump this one up everyday<br />till eternity

 

[bootle]

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Yea stan, you ought quit hanging around with them old bags

 

[Bassy]

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Oh boy, sounds like you need to take two hours of boating and maybe it'll help you out of this terrible place you've sunken to. Ya think? I suggest you give a try. I mean, what could it hurt? <br />Bassy

 

[Reel Poor]

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I kept over looking this thread but it kept gettin bumped up sooooooo......<br /><br />Stan you owe me two minutes.

 

[scrapper]

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[stan_deezy]

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I'M SORRY <br /><br />ya mean I'm only getting deducted two post points for this one? I'd have deducted two hundred and locked the topic just to stop it being bumped back up.........just as well only US Citizens can be moderators on iboats <br />(Check, it says so in the Constitution )<br /><br /><br />Sorry again guys, I will try harder next time, I promise

 

[Holdimhook]

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Must've been written by some sad sack from Bagdad!

 

[Holdimhook]

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Must've been written by some sad sack from Bagdad! oops! double post... sorry!

 

[Limited-Time]

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Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br /> I'M SORRY <br /><br />ya mean I'm only getting deducted two post points for this one? I'd have deducted two hundred and locked the topic just to stop it being bumped back up.........just as well only US Citizens can be moderators on iboats <br />(Check, it says so in the Constitution <br /><br />Sorry again guys, I will try harder next time, I promise

Stan,<br />First punishable offence, (that plus the joke may be considered funny in a Scotts or an Englishman’s eyes ) hence the light fine. BTW that "little hole" just got a little bigger Oh yah, and BUMP!!

 

[stan_deezy]

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Hey LT will ya quit bumping me!! <br /><br />Here's a question though, do you call them "carrier bags" in the US?

 

[Reel Poor]

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Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br /> Hey LT will ya quit bumping me!! <br /><br />Here's a question though, do you call them "carrier bags" in the US?

Nope, They're.....Grocery bags. <br /><br />!!!!!!BUMP!!!!!!

 

[stan_deezy]

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AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><br />I was hoping this post would sink without trace <br /><br />I'm doomed Captain Mainwaring (that should confuse most iboaters, although not the Brits! )<br /><br />See, in UK we call them carrier bags hence the great punchline............don't ya just hate it when ya have to explain yer own joke? <br /><br />Spinner: lock this post or I'll be left looking foolish for years to come <br /><br />doh! too late!