One day there were two drunks on a boat drinking beer. All of a<br />sudden, a big storm approached. It tossed the boat from here to<br />there, up and down, left and right.<br /><br />When it passed, the drunks were stranded in a life boat for a few<br />days. Just when they thought it was all over, one of the men<br />spotted a bottle floating next to the life boat. He retrieved it<br />from the ocean and, after giving it a quick rub, a genie popped<br />out.<br /><br />"I am a genie, and I will grant you one wish," said the genie.<br /><br />The man who found the bottle replied, "I wish I had something to<br />drink!"<br /><br />"Granted." The genie disappeared and the ocean became all beer.<br /><br />The other man said, "My God! Do you realize what you have done?"<br /><br />The first man replied solemnly, "Yeah, now we have to pee in the<br />boat."
