A father passing by his sons bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, Dad, with the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:<br /><br />Dear Dad,<br />It is with great regret and sorrow that Im writing this. I had to elope with my new girl friend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.<br /><br />Ive been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But its not only the passion Dad, shes pregnant and Barbara said that we will be very happy even though you dont care for her as she is much older than I. She already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.<br /><br />She wants to have many more children with me and thats now one of my dreams too. Barbara taught me that marijuana doesnt really hurt anyone and well be growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.<br /><br />In the meantime, well pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Barbara can get better, she sure deserves it!!<br /><br />Dont worry Dad, Im 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.<br /><br />Someday Im sure well be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.<br /><br />P.S. Dad, none of this is true. Im over at the neighbors house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card thats in my desk center drawer<br /><br />I Love You!<br /><br />Call when its safe for me to come home.
