The Hungry Preacher

[Reel Poor]

A preacher went to visit a little old lady at the hospital. While talking with the lady the preacher noticed a can of peanuts on the little table and helped himself. After spending a couple of hours emersed in conversation with the lady he realized he had eaten just about the whole can of nuts. Upon his departure he told the lady that he was sorry for eating all the peanuts but he would be back tomorrow and would bring her a brand new can. She assured him that it was not necessary, but the preacher insisted. She too again insisted it wasn't necessary and then further added "I can not eat peanuts, I only suck the chocolate off of em."

 

[heycods]

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Euck, Im seeing Deezys sister in law sucking the chocolate off them and spitting them back in the can.

 

[brother chris]

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that's just wrong....plain ole wrong. Where's the "puke" graemlin when I need it.

 

[stan_deezy]

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<br /><br />Heycods, ya need to send me your address, Ms Deezy's sister is getting mighty fond of you and mutley

 

[scrapper]

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Ok Heycods! shes fond of you ! Make sure he fills out that date application Stan!

 

[stan_deezy]

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Originally posted by scrapper:<br /> Make sure he fills out that date application Stan!

I figure he'd fail on most of them but seeing as how he's an iboats member an' all and that he seems awfully fond of her too I reckon I'll let him slip under the wire <br /><br />Just wondering what their kids might look like is giving me waking nightmares

 

[Limited-Time]

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You guys should know better than to let yer women folk in on the "iboats club" thing. Next thing ya know they'll have ya band from it for taking toooo much time from their honey do lists.