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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive <br /><br />Blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a Single roll of the dice.<br /><br />She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm Completely nude." <br /><br />With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, <br /><br />"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... <br /><br />"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" <br /><br />She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her Clothes and quickly departed.The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.<br /><br />Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." <br /><br />Moral -<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
