KaGee
Admiral
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A senior citizen in Tampa bought a brand new Corvette <br />convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the <br />wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. <br /><br />"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed <br />the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror <br />and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and <br />siren blaring. <br /><br />"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he <br />tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. <br />Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." <br /> He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up <br />with him. <br /> <br />The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the <br />man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 <br />minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were <br />speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." <br /> <br />The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran <br />off with a Florida State Trooper
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and I thought you were bringing her back." 
<br /> <br />"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
<br /> <br />"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
