Crusty old Texas rancher who insisted upon accompanying his CPA and a young IRS Agent on their first tax audit to the ranchers farm. On the rancher's tax depreciation schedule, it listed 15 or 20 animals as breeding stock, the no-nonsense young IRS agent challenged the old cowboy. "I presume you breed these animals?" she asked pointedly. Without hesitation, the rancher replied, "Nope," sending his CPA into mild tachycardia. After a sufficient pause, the rancher finished the popular Texas joke, "I've got a bull for that."
