KeltonKrew
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A cowboy in Texas got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.<br /><br />The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in<br />general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel<br />uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the<br />ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were<br />buzzing around his head.<br /><br />The cowboy said, "Having some problem with Circle flies there, are ya?"<br /><br />The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well, yeah, if that's<br />what they are. I never heard of Circle flies."<br /><br />So the cowboy says, "Well, Circle flies are common on ranches. See,<br />they're called Circle flies because they're almost always found circling<br />around the back end of a horse."<br /><br />The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after<br />a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a horse's ***?"<br /><br />The cowboy says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law <br />enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a<br />horse's ***."<br /><br />The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes back to writing<br />the ticket.<br /><br />After a long pause, the cowboy says, "Hard to fool them flies, though.
