Re: Tequila and Salt
You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. <br /><br />1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.<br /><br />Yes, true. My wife and my son<br /><br /> <br />2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. <br /><br />No. Not even possible. I know who loves me and I can count them on one hand....hey, I'm a private person..ok?<br /><br /><br />3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.<br /><br />False, people dislike and even hate me because they can't make me be like them.....dang liberals...kidding. Trust me, NO ONE wants to be like me. And I agree, one of me is too many...right JB??<br /><br /> <br />4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. <br /><br />False, when I see someone like Ted Kennedy smile, I want to smite them, so that they shall be truly smote, and the cup of the wrath of our Lord.....yeah...that sounds good. I can only assume that they feel the same about my fat mug.<br /><br /><br />5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.<br /><br />True, probably my parloe officer....<br /><br /> <br />6. You mean the world to someone. <br /><br />Nope, All in the world is folly and vanity. I might mean the afterworld to someone though. I doubt it, but it's possible.....hey, I can dream can't I?!?!?<br /><br /><br />7. You are special and unique. <br /><br />Yeah, right....so was the Edsel....next?<br /><br /><br />8. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you. <br /><br />False again....I KNOW Jesus....Next?<br /><br /><br />9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. <br /><br />Yeah, that's Gods plan. You want to make God laugh? Make a plan of your own, the above will happen.<br /><br /><br />10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look. <br /><br />Uh...yeah...yep, it's offical, the world has turned it's back on me, and it's helpers are shoveling dirt into the pit on me this instant.<br /><br /><br />11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. <br /><br />Compliments? Riiiggggghhhhhtttt. And Mini Me was REALLY humping a jiant laser. No comps yet and not even trying. Just laying my treasure up in heaven where moth and rust can't corrupt. That don't get you many compliments down here.
