LadyFish
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A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are<br />John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but<br />wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands<br />except one boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be<br />different.<br /><br />Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."<br />The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"<br /><br />Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."<br />The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my<br />mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George<br />Bush fan!"<br /><br />The teacher is kind of angry because this is Vermont, so she asks, "What<br />if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? What would that make<br />you?"<br /><br />Johnny replied, "That would make me a John Kerry fan! 
