Tales of the improbable.

[rolmops]

I just read through this 2010 language thing and it read like one of the tales of the improbable.
Let's make our own tale of the improbable.Just add your own few lines.
Here goes.


As I rode my camel in the desert to breath the air around Tom Paine.
I met a lovely lady,as she was walking in the rain.

 

[QC]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

And as I feared for her clothes to stain,
I gave her an umbrella as she boarded the train . . .

 

[Bigprairie1]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

..her face reminded me of comedic Elaine,
who had risen to heights of Seinfeld fame.

BP

(and thus my pentameter brought me to shame)

 

[a70eliminator]

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Just then I felt a searing pain
OMG I've just been run over by the train

 

[puddle jumper]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

AAA i have been maimed
now what am i going to about my fame

 

[projecthog]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

Ahhhh just relax and be still, 'till the will kills the ill,
and remember to refrain from being under the train.

 

[chiefalen]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

Was no pain, getting run over by the train,

 

[greasemonkeyjmj]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

or maybe getting hit by the train was all in my head.

but i guess not, for all around me i see droplets that are blood red.

 

[projecthog]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

Hence the "rain",... it fell mainly under the train, and the lady'll remain to see the rain in Spain falling mainly in the plain.

 

[chiefalen]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

So i boarded a BOAT to Spain, to get out of the rain, changing tracks in mid refrain,

 

[tashasdaddy]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

as the boat rocked i kept hearing this refrain, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw6H3crLzpg&feature=related

 

[gonefishie]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

As the song went on, I no longer feel the pain.
OMG, did I went insane?
Am I dead or alive?
I don't know, it must be the cocaine.

 

[mhlbnghm]

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but then again maybe it's simple and plain,
could be the chili I ate causing the pain

 

[Bob_VT]

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To relieve my pain I consumed a glass of water from the River Seine,
prompting my allies to call me insane

 

[projecthog]

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But I was only singing in the rain, which kept falling on my head, while having visions of lady ridden camels on a sandy desert bed.

 

[Frankhanhart]

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this camel-riding lady had the posture of e big Dane
she hopped down and bit my desert-boat almost in twain

 

[projecthog]

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LOL that there rolmops looks mighty tasty, ever try the green Herring? smoked Mackerel? or fried Eel? (Dutch to the core!)
PH.

 

[ziggy]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

i'm just gonna refrain from this game, till i'm sane, i think i need a cane, under the train, by the lane in the rain...

 

[fishrdan]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I could not see her in the rain.
I would not, could not, dodge a train.
Not in the dark! Not by a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not see her from a box.
I do not hunt her like a fox.
I will not touch her in a house.
I will not touch her with a mouse.
I do not like her here or there.
I do not like her ANYWHERE!

(too many bed-time stories and too much Dr Suess )

 

[chiefalen]

Re: Tales of the improbable.

So i jumped on a horse with no name to prance around in the rain, oh the horse took a dump on my neighbors new bike with the freshly painted frame, oh the shame, shouted the dame with the newly painted frame.