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A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing, but since his sister was so small he could not leave her alone, so he had to take her along.<br /><br />"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"<br /><br />"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother replied.<br /><br />The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait." <br /><br />Actually not too far from the truth - I am told that I did this when I was about 5 years old - to this day I still have a hankering for worms!