THOUGHTS FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY:<br />>> ><br />>> ><br />>> > Save the whales. Collect the whole set.<br />>> ><br />>> > A day without sunshine is like, night.<br />>> ><br />>> > On the other hand, you have different fingers.<br />>> ><br />>> > I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.<br />>> ><br />>> > 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.<br />>> ><br />>> > 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.<br />>> ><br />>> > I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.<br />>> ><br />>> > Honk if you love peace and quiet.<br />>> ><br />>> > Remember, half the people you know are below average.<br />>> ><br />>> > He who laughs last, thinks slowest.<br />>> ><br />>> > Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.<br />>> ><br />>> > The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<br />>> ><br />>> > I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.<br />>> ><br />>> > Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.<br />>> ><br />>> > Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.<br />>> ><br />>> > A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<br />>> ><br />>> > Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.<br />>> ><br />>> > Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!<br />>> ><br />>> > Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.<br />>> ><br />>> > Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!<br />>> ><br />>> > If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.<br />>> ><br />>> > OK, so what's the speed of dark?<br />>> ><br />>> ><br />>> > How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?<br />>> ><br />>> > If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked <br />>> > something.<br />>> ><br />>> > When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.<br />>> ><br />>> > Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.<br />>> ><br />>> > Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.<br />>> ><br />>> > If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?<br />>> ><br />>> > Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.<br />>> ><br />>> > What happens if you get scared half to death twice?<br />>> ><br />>> > I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.<br />>> ><br />>> > I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.<br />>> ><br />>> > Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?<br />>> ><br />>> > AND THE ONE I RELATE TO THE MOST THESE DAYS -- Inside every older <br />>> > person is a younger person wondering "What the hell happened"?<br />>> > 
