Taking a swim when you don't want to.

littlewinnie

Cadet
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Sep 3, 2002
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I just brought my boat from the marina to my dock and tied up the bow and went to the stern to tie it up. I grabbed the line and gave it a slight tug and the stood up and the line felt tight and then gave it a hard tug when it suddenly came loose and I went off the dock into the water fully clothed. The water was only three feet deep, but the bottom was covered in black mud. I climbed back onto the dock covered in black mud. My station wagon was parked by the dock and I walked over to it to drive home and couldn't find my car keys. A car pulled up and the driver looked at me and said: Need help? I told him I couldn't find my car keys and could he drive me home? He said he would, but first he would go home to get some towels to cover his seat. He dropped me off at the house and I got another set of car keys and drove home. My wife looked at me and my black clothes and told me I couldn't come into the house and to throw all my clothes on the lawn before I came into the house. I walked into the house naked and went into the shower. I found my car keys in the bottom of the pocket. Two days later I wound up in the hospital with 104.6 temperature. They could never find what caused it.
 

Mike NZ

Petty Officer 2nd Class
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Re: Taking a swim when you don't want to.

Ahoy there first mate Lil'winnie and welcome. Well things can only get better from here. Now you were naked and you found the keys were in the bottom! What an exiting life you lead. Can't wait for your next post. He that is down need fear no fall, he that is low no pride.
 

88spl

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Re: Taking a swim when you don't want to.

Welcome first mate, question...perhaps your username is a derivitive of the cold draft you experenced while naked?? :D
 

RICKRICK1

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Re: Taking a swim when you don't want to.

Welcome littewinnie--done that got the t-shirt and cap. Oh yes my dog wouldn't even come near me until after the shower.
 

mellowyellow

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Re: Taking a swim when you don't want to.

the "muck" has claimed a few of my shoes over the<br />years. actually got one back, my wife threw it <br />away couple days later cuz it smelled so bad :D
 
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