Mr.Ladyfish
Master Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Nov 28, 2003
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Three Texas surgeons were having lunch together and discussing surgeries they had performed. <br /><br />One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I re-attached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." <br /><br />One of the others said "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in a terrible accident, I re-attached them and 2 years later he won 2 gold medals in field events in the Olympics." <br /><br />The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and the guy's mouth. Now he's running as the Democratic candidate for President of the United States."
