heycods
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A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ. He sits at the<br />counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a<br />full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at<br />it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,<br />"If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"<br /><br /> The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his<br />best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."<br /><br /> Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his<br />place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the<br />bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he<br />immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.<br /><br /> The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
