A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he <br />sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. <br />He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether <br />anyone was sitting there. <br />"No," the man replied, "The seat is empty." <br />"This is incredible," said the first man. "Who in their right <br />mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the big- <br />gest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" <br />The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to <br />me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. <br />This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been to together <br />since we got married in 1967." <br />"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't <br />you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a <br />neighbor to take the seat?" <br />The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
