SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Cheese On The Moon"<br /> <br />The astronauts in the Sea of Tranquility were<br />amazed to discover that the moon actually did<br />contain large underground deposits of cheese.<br />Once outside the LEM, they climbed into the LTV<br />and drove across the lunar surface to obtain<br />samples.<br /> <br />In one location they discovered a large deposit<br />of brie and collected 25 pounds to bring back<br />to earth. They drove to a second location and<br />collected 50 pounds of camembert. In a third<br />location they hit a vein of cheddar and collected<br />another 50 pounds of samples.<br /> <br />Mission Control crackled through their headsets<br />that it would not be satisfied unless they brought<br />back at least another 25 pounds of brie. The<br />astronauts turned their LTV around and proceeded<br />to the first location where they collected another<br />25 pounds of the cheese.<br /> <br />The astronauts were almost back to the LEM<br />when Mission Control radioed that it wanted<br />another 25 pounds of brie.<br /> <br />Disgruntled, one of the astronauts sarcastically<br />snapped into his microphone,<br /> <br />"Have you ever seen such a site in all your life<br />as brie mined thrice?"<br />______________________________________________<br />"Correction"<br /> <br />On February 2, 2006, during the noon news,<br />this news service reported;<br /> <br />"NASA has announced that an asteroid will<br />come within 3000 miles of the Earth and that<br />there was a potential for total destruction of<br />our Planet. This asteroid is due to arrive at<br />at 2028 military time or 8:28PM local time.<br />Therefore, may strongly encourage everyone<br />to immediately follow these instructions:<br /> <br />1. Do not panic.<br /> <br />2. Everyone should mercifully kill your own<br />children; sparing them the agony of a horrible<br />death, as the Earth disintegrates.<br /> <br />3. Since watching the Earth disintegrate will<br />cause panic, claw out your own eyes, so you<br />won't see "The End."<br /> <br />We have since been informed that this news<br />story had a small error and should have said;<br /> <br />"The asteroid is due to arrive in THE YEAR<br />2028."<br /> <br />We know that there are many viewers who<br />followed our advice to prepare for the end,<br />and we sincerely apologize for any<br />inconvenience that we may have caused.<br /> 
