Sunday Humor

harkawy

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A traveling salesman was in New York for a sales convention. Since he had some time on his hands, he decided to take a stroll through the backstreets of Manhatten. One of the shops he passed had some watches and clocks in the window. Since he was having some minor problems with his watch he decided to go in so the proprietor could have a look.<br /><br />He entered the shop and saw an old Jewish man in the back waring a prayer shawl and with bended knee he was in deep prayer. Not wanting to interupt, he stood there patiently until the man was finished.<br /><br />The old man asked him in a very heavy New York Jewish accent, " Nu, can I help you?"<br /><br />The salesman told the old man that he needed to have his watch looked at. The old man informed the salesman that he "vasn't a vatch maker." The salesman ask the old man what he did and the old man replied that he was a "MOILE." <br /><br />The salesman ask the old man what a "Moile" is. The old man told the salesman that he is a Rabbi that specializes in 'Circumcisions." <br /><br />"CIRCUMCISIONS?", Then why are there watches and clocks in the window?"<br /><br />The old man replyed, " Vat else should be in the vindow?"
 
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