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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey<br /><br />"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.<br /><br />"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.<br /><br />"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.<br /><br />"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.<br /><br />"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark<br /><br />"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President<br /><br />"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle<br /><br />"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President<br /><br />"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP<br /><br />"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery<br /><br />"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South<br />Carolina
