Kenneth Brown
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- Feb 3, 2003
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Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: Change your course 10 degree east.<br />The light signals back: Change yours, 10 degrees west.<br />Angry, the captain sends: Im a navy captain! Change your course, sir!<br />Im a seaman, second class, comes the reply. Change your course, sir.<br />Now the captain is furious. Im a battleship! Im not changing course!<br />There is one last reply. Im a lighthouse. Your call.
