SpinnerBait_Nut
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Sometimes I feel so inept. Like when there's a<br />baseball player who's worth $250 million, and I<br />can't remember his or her name.<br /><br />Visa is everywhere you want to be, except out<br />of debt.<br /><br />It's better to be poor than to be rich. The rich<br />always have to fear becoming poor, but the poor<br />never have to fear becoming rich.<br /><br />Nothing is impossible if you don't have to do it<br />yourself.<br /><br />How about a constitutional amendment that declares<br />anything said in a campaign commercial to be under<br />oath?<br /><br />Could it be that the people who have nothing to say<br />are the ones we should listen to?<br /><br />You never get tired if you rest a lot in advance.<br /><br />Real courage is a willingness to attack raw oysters<br />in public.<br /><br />It's hard to relate to this high-tech world when your<br />kid says her Lego Toys need more memory.<br /><br />Every day in every way, I was getting worse and worse<br />until I stopped trying to be myself.<br /><br />Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent<br />individuals combined into a political party become<br />collectively stupid?<br /><br />I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall<br />defend to the death your right to shut up.<br /><br />To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how<br />many other people each day you have to condemn?<br /><br />Only in America would people pay $69.95 for a<br />toaster-oven that automatically burns your frozen<br />waffle.<br /><br />My mind is now so crowded with valuable information<br />that I can't think.<br /><br />You know, you can really get wet playing games in that<br />new Pentium-VI dishwasher.<br /><br />If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids<br />who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back<br />then seemed funnier than the ones who stick earrings<br />in their noses today.<br /><br />The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball<br />is totally predictable. Maybe Fox is right, maybe we do<br />need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude Roller Derby. Maybe<br />we need Sumo Hockey.<br /><br />There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear<br />winter morning that makes you want to slow down and<br />take time to stop and smell some hot diesel exhaust.<br /><br />One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can<br />leave his car keys in the refrigerator.<br /><br />I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's<br />anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads.<br /><br />Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now<br />what?<br /><br />Instead of building millionaires a new arena for their<br />basketball team, why couldn't the city fill in a few<br />potholes?<br /><br />Does anyone know? If you voted for the winning<br />congressional candidate, can you take all your<br />campaign promises in one lump sum?<br /><br />I encourage my children to read the newspaper, but<br />they're holding out for a remote that turns the pages.<br /><br />Get ready...Microsoft announced Email is obsolete...<br />Fmail 2005 is coming in February.
