dolluper
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Interesting how some puns work here are some<br />>> >> Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A backward poet writes inverse.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Dijon vu: the same old mustard.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Practice safe eating - always use condiments.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A hangover is the wrath of grapes.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?<br />>> >><br />>> >> Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Reading while sunbathing makes you, well, red.<br />>> >><br />>> >> When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.<br />>> >><br />>> >> What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)<br />>> >><br />>> >> In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.<br />>> >><br />>> >> She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.<br />>> >><br />>> >> If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.<br />>> >><br />>> >> With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.<br />>> >><br />>> >> When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.<br />>> >><br />>> >> The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.<br />>> >><br />>> >> You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.<br />>> >><br />>> >> He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Every calendar's days are numbered.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A lot of money is tainted - It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A plateau is a high form of flattery.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at<br />>> >> large.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Once you've seen one huge shopping center, you've seen a mall.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Acupuncture is a jab well done.
