LadyFish
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.<br />- Anonymous <br /><br />If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. <br />- Will Rogers <br /><br />Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. <br />- Ann Landers <br /><br />There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. <br />- Ben Williams <br /><br />A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than they love themselves. <br />- Josh Billings <br /><br />The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. <br />- Andy Rooney <br /><br />We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, <br />dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.<br />- M. Acklam <br /><br />I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. <br />- Rita Rudner <br /><br />Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog. <br />- Franklin P. <br /><br />If your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough exercise. <br />- Unknown <br /><br />My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. <br />That's almost $21.00 in dog money. <br />- Joe Weinstein <br /><br />Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? We come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! <br />- Anne Tyler <br /><br />You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of hat!' <br />- Dave Barry <br /><br />Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole. <br />- Roger Caras <br /><br />If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then <br />giving Fido only two of them. <br />- Phil Pastoret <br /><br />My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.<br />- Unknown 
