ChrisMcLaughlin
Petty Officer 1st Class
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a bar and says,"Bartender, give me a beer...and a mop"<br /><br />What is your favorite one-liner? The oldest, funniest, or corniest, one-liner you've heard or know.
Or your age.<br />edit: Not you joe. sorry.Originally posted by joew94th:<br /> Axe me about Ebonics<br /><br />(in response to being flipped off)<br />Is that your IQ, or the number of friends you had before your dog died?
My all time favoriteOriginally posted by Mr Crabbs:<br /> A baby seal walks into a club
OR "Give me a slow one"Originally posted by joew94th:<br /> When they were passing out brains he thought they said trains and said "give me a small one".
Or "No thanks, I'd rather take the bus"quote:<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Originally posted by joew94th:<br />When they were passing out brains he thought they said trains and said "give me a small one". <br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />OR "Give me a slow one"<br />