dolluper
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- Jul 19, 2004
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10 LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE <br /> <br />1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. <br />2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. <br />3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! <br />4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. <br />5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.<br /> <br />6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. <br />7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me <br />8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. <br />9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. <br />10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing
