One morning , a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap, Although not famillar with the lake, His wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out to a quiet spot, anchors, and picks up a book and starts to read. A game warden pulls up and says"Good morning Ma'am , What are you doing? "Reading a book " She replies "Well you r in a restricted fishing area he said Im going to have to take you in and write you up , : " But Im not fishing Im reading she said . Well you have poles and equipment on board , You could start at any time he said.... Well! If you do that then I will have you charged with sexual assault She fired back at him, But I havent touched you he said , Thats true , But you have all the equipment and you could start at any moment for all I know,. Have a nice day Ma;am he said and quickly left . <br /><br /> The Moral:: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS, ITS LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK, 